Never a better day, never a better way to waste the hours. We have come to show you the way, off handedly, inherently, for without need of qualification, this is a matter of absolute, intrinsic merit. Today, we have for your insatiable appetite three unquestionably yet exquisitely conceived master acts of inconceivably and, undoubtedly, dastardly deeds of a certain genius gene - that of a three-of-a-kind genus.
Story one continues:
A two-page spread for this one.
...and now, the beginning of Story Three: