The Fauxmosapien Collective

2009-09-23T00:04:00.003-05:00

i failed to send the book this december.

if you still want one, hit me up and me and the cap'n will make it happen

Child of the Gimp

2009-02-12T00:16:00.005-06:00

Forgive me on this one. I sort of tossed this together with no sketch in photoshop. Also I hope I'm not stealing a page from someone, didn't really ask.

2009-02-01T22:01:00.003-06:00

updated:

2008-11-23T08:17:00.000-06:00

2008-11-17T00:59:00.002-06:00

Here is the page that follows Sakari's first page.
I swear it makes sense.

Check it:

2008-11-12T00:21:00.001-06:00

Check out this article about us, yallz.

Yee haw. Maybe we should do some more pages, then?

goVOTE!

2008-11-04T08:35:00.000-06:00

2008-10-30T05:22:00.001-05:00

Here is another page lost in the oblivion that is my mind
emolicious cuz

this is the beginning.

2008-10-29T11:07:00.006-05:00

it's that time again. time to see... what's goin' on. What's goin' on?

01- cyborg - jon
02- post gimp - ?
03- face rip - ?
04- cube - ?
05- pbj - patrick
06- "yo" - mccarthy?
07- amazon - james
08- demon queef - ...julia?
09- peenbot - S'posedly Sakari?
10- "show him your tongue" - HAKE?!~~~!!~!???

Please help me resolve the question marks. if 06 or 10 be dead in the water, someone let me know, cuz I'll take em.

also plz take note of the sister blogs now thread-dedicated. thx patrix.

who's there? me me me me me me mme me me me

2008-10-28T10:03:00.003-05:00

oh dayum, another fauxmo page in color.

yeah it sucks. whatchoo gonna do bout it?

I'm back!

2008-10-26T05:42:00.005-05:00

Finally I get these up here. it seems that blogger doesn't like letting me upload things directly from my computer. I had to photobucket these bad boys.

anyway,
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Here they are, pages 5 and 6 of the Cube Thread. It seems that time was just against me, but after a nice fat paycheck from all the hours of walgreens, and after a week of relaxation withe the lady friend, I was finally able to wrap these pages up. I would have been done earlier had I not decided to add a couple of more things.

I hope it looks like I put some hours into these cause I did, but I have now gotten faster at this method of rendering, so that last ad-on portion that I did didn't take as long as the initial parts.

don't know if this makes sense, but most of the pages so far are a little dense in content so I don't feel too out of place.

I promise not to take so long next time, I'm sure everyone is going through some lack-of-time with midterms and all.

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introducing the Doc. PHishBowl. the mastermind inside his mind, and thus the true intentions are revealed. Block-Dude never would have known.
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Split for your convenience.

2008-10-23T18:11:00.003-05:00

Since I imagine it will be some time before this page actually reaches completion, here is a preview of the upper half, sans one panel. I'm gonna add some blush to cheeks on the central panel to further attempt to cuten up the girl. Ooo, girl, yeah.

The process I've been using to do these PBJ pages has been a time killer, but I'm fairly pleased with the results.

Gimp, cont.

2008-10-20T10:48:00.001-05:00

just the lines, ma'am.

color sometime soon.

2008-10-14T02:03:00.000-05:00

colored

2008-10-14T00:00:00.001-05:00

some progress. if the dimensions are not right, i'm sorry. i'll finish this one and never do it again. and tell me what ya think

Another Yikes

2008-10-12T16:25:00.007-05:00

Successor to Jame's last gimp page. If I deem it worthy of my time, I may eventually color this and make it look all purty.

The second panel is one of my personal faves (jest?). Right.

Please save this thread, (savior).

Edit: Progress?

The dunns:

Also through sum koloors on James's paij, hoepen itz ite:

wake up, sleepyheads

2008-10-12T04:05:00.004-05:00

color version possibly before monday, depending upon which side of the fence i land.

let's get it moving.

james, osciel, hake, dlinc - where you at?

here it is.

2008-10-06T08:48:00.002-05:00

i've requested james follow up, if he doesn't want to then of course it's open.

p.s. i'm doing the next face rip page. over and outie.

Attention, Fake Humans

2008-10-02T18:01:00.007-05:00

A little unhappy with the last panel. I was loving it about 3 hours ago when I started on it, then I worked it to death. It's now dead to me.

ALSO: Spot the cameos from past threads.

As per Jon's suggestion, this thread will be handled by having two pages per person. This will act to hopefully develop a slower, less schizophrenic thread. Not that what we've been doing is bad at all, but we're here to XXXperiment, so we may as well.

Also, this thread will be entirely painted.

That all being said, I gots the next page.

And I have a headache.

yo

2008-09-30T22:16:00.003-05:00

these are from almost a year ago, but i thought they might be of some interest. fuel to the fire, y'know. if nobody wants it, fuhgettaboutit.

PBJ: page zero

2008-09-29T23:29:00.008-05:00

i know what you'll think: what in blazes does this have to do with the last PBJ page we saw?

i assure you, it does. the words will ease the flow.

so, here it is and yes, the character from my junior thesis makes a shameless self-indulgent cameo.

as always, words pending.

by the way, we've hit 40 pages, nearly half from this month alone.

p.s. I'm taking the next page to the cyborg exploding head thread.

A KNEW won!

2008-09-27T21:21:00.003-05:00

For those who've been complaining about the lack of Jamaican voodoo in this collaborative experiment (you know who you are((n't)) ), you should be more than satisfied with the addition of a new thread via new page by Mizz Sakari:

Righteous.

Phat Carnage

2008-09-26T21:49:00.002-05:00

Cool Clive and Rad Dooger will do whatever it takes, stop at nothing, and use every cliche weapon in the book to bring the fat hairy monocle wearing phony scientist down.

The Gimp Must DIE!

....stuff.

2008-09-25T20:43:00.006-05:00

Page after the Hand Ghost Cocoon/Pirates of the Caribbean, leading into the Face Rip:

And now, straight from the design by H.R. Giger, to the films of men as diverse as Ridley Scott, James Cameron, David Fincher, that one French guy, and (shudder) Paul Anderson, to the neurons firing in the brain's premotor cortex to the arm, hand, finger-tips, and pens and markers and finally paper, comes Scott-Michaels's's's's first posted fauxmo page.

More to come in the phyootch.

James- where's your page, sukkkka? Everyone awready knows it's off da hook.

Open Threads

2008-09-23T20:14:00.030-05:00

We're blowin up. For my sake more than yours', here's the list:

Gimp - - - Pat's called dibs.
Robots & Cyborgs & Exploding Heads - - - Jon's doing this.
Face Rip
Peen Bot
Demon Fart
Cube - - - be patient my Fauxmotious sapiens, the next cube "Page" is in in the works. think of it this way, meat is always best when slowly coked over red oak at 250 degrees. till ready.
Robot Birth / "Show Him Your Tongue" - - - Hake's got it.
PBJ - - - Patrick's on Page 2.

If you want one, speak now or forever hold your peen.

If I've made a mistake, help me out here.

PBJ: page one

2008-09-22T21:30:00.009-05:00

as promised, a surprise.

if this looks unfamiliar, check the very first post of this blog.

words pending.

i'd also like to make an open request.

i'd like to ask my fellow fauxmos to do me a favor. from henceforth, please be decisively critical regarding my contributions. i trust your perspective, and i know there's room for improvement.

2008-09-21T03:39:00.002-05:00

Well here it is..

This page cost me too much frustration for some reason. I got too caught up in it. My Obsession bloomed into resentment. I guess that's what happens when you take things too seriously.

Hope I didn't disappoint anyone.

ahoy, mateys

2008-09-19T22:46:00.007-05:00

fill in the blanks.

this was intended originally to connect the last page of the soccerball scenario with the beginning of the face rip, and that seems to be a natural point of connectivity, but i lost the plot somewhere. forgive me.

cube page five

2008-09-17T11:56:00.003-05:00

A little different; dunno how I feelaboutit.

Youse?

By the by....

Where's James's page? JAMES?

changes...

2008-09-17T03:27:00.001-05:00

...are natural.

I changed the banner and some other things. Let me know if there're objections.

was it something i said?

2008-09-16T23:56:00.008-05:00

Osciel did a bang up job with that last dingbat. Here's the next in line.

Cube series.

Post: Tuesday - September 16, 2008

2008-09-16T16:57:00.006-05:00

One from Alex PD, following the almost-forgotten preceding page of this tread by J-Lane:

And a continuation of the fourth storyline. Pages 3 & 4:

Bout' Time I Posted (reloaded)

2008-09-15T19:39:00.005-05:00

Lets see if this baby works. it's the third page of the Cube Thread.

more to come later!

it works!

L.A. BOUND..err

2008-09-14T21:31:00.002-05:00

I'm not quite sure what I just drew....but I like it.

waking up yesterday

2008-09-13T18:16:00.008-05:00

I hope I'm in the right place. This is The Internet, right?

Picking up where it was left off so long ago. I guess this makes for my second riff off of Dustin's contributions. Let me know if it's too large.

We're so pub(l)ic

2008-09-12T10:03:00.003-05:00

Check out the Comicspace page that we now have! Boy-o-boy, we're out there now!

This is also a pretty decent way to display the pages in chronology through the gallery feature. I'll either change the storyline links to this, or to Hake's .mac account, or try to better master the Photobucket. Time will tell.

Who's drawing tonight?

it must die.

2008-09-11T05:47:00.005-05:00

seriously. i've regretted the gimp since the beginning. please help me destroy it.

Thank you sir may I have another?

2008-09-10T19:47:00.003-05:00

Yeah Buster thinks this one is a bit confusing....Oh well, RetCon if need be.

I believe this is an addition to "The Curse of the Gimp."

WHOLEY MOLEY!

2008-09-10T02:40:00.000-05:00

D-Linc delivers the goods! And the goods just so happens to be the belle of the ball(s)!

It's been taken to a new level.

IN OTHER NEWS!!!!

This is the best way that I can figure viewing each individual thread sequentially successively successfully: Fauxmosapiens 01

This is all that I've uploaded to it so far, but I'll do the others within the next few days. I'll even put easier accessible links on the right side of this very page to each individual thread. If anyone can figure a better way to do this through subsites or something, holla atcha boy.

Pages GaLORE

2008-09-07T00:02:00.000-05:00

I feel like there is an intro necessary, but upon realizing that I'm wrong I'll just get with the goods:

This one page here's an addition to the second oldest thread that we've started. This is the resuscitation of the story that has hence been plagued by what I'll refer to as "the curse of the gimp." Hopefully this piece is deemed worthy of PROactive continuity, because I don't think I'd be able to cope with a burning case of RETroactive CONtinuity, namsayin'?

This is the second page to the fourth thread (courtesy of D-Linc).

A new, SIXTH thread. Myself and J-Lane are to blame for these wholesome abominations:

If you were at all paying attention to the last post, you'd realize that J(masta)Schlock has been putting us all to shame with his persistence and industriousness. That's right, he produced two (awesome) new threads; this is the second page to the first of those:

Yet another possible new thread as well; thus another page one:

Keep your dang eyes peeled for future updates and additional tidbits of irrationality. Eventually, I swear, these will be posed in some sort of cohesive and chronological order.

Until then, we're just a bunch of fauxmos.

2008-09-04T23:26:00.001-05:00

Two more pages brought to you by jSchlock.

Buenos Tardes, Amigo.

2008-08-21T14:50:00.000-05:00

Hola, my good friend.

I'm in town at the end of this month. From the 29th to the 1st.

Who wants to draw?

More contenders, yet.

2008-07-24T18:19:00.000-05:00

Those above are pages 6 & 7 (or 7 & 8) from the first, and most developed of the threads. D-Linc also stepped to the plate in providing the second of the two.

This is page 3 of the 3rd thread.

This one here's a page number one for the beginning of the fourth thread.

More to come soon.

Also, there will eventually be a more organized way to put these forth, hopefully in chronology. Look for it, eventually.

No update today.

2008-07-16T14:21:00.000-05:00

None whatsoever.

I got some 'splainin' to do!!!!!11!1!11one!11e1one!!1!1exclamat!1ion

2008-07-15T12:01:00.000-05:00

Never a better day, never a better way to waste the hours. We have come to show you the way, off handedly, inherently, for without need of qualification, this is a matter of absolute, intrinsic merit. Today, we have for your insatiable appetite three unquestionably yet exquisitely conceived master acts of inconceivably and, undoubtedly, dastardly deeds of a certain genius gene - that of a three-of-a-kind genus.

Story one continues:

Story Two:

A two-page spread for this one.

...and now, the beginning of Story Three:

Two Page Threes

2008-07-06T11:14:00.000-05:00

I'll be moving to Texas before this month is over. I have a job waiting for me there. They're going to pay me to make art for cellphone games. Let's keep this thing moving. I like this, don't you?

Round Two!

2008-06-23T17:15:00.000-05:00

This time James and I have exchanged responsibility for each respective story.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-21T13:17:00.000-05:00

So, James and I sowed the seeds of destruction yesterday. We slapped each other silly. Drank 'til we got all goosey. There was man marination, to be almost indescribably certain. Witness, and behold: Doom Imminent, and your final days. Weep unto the visage savage and free; the vision of your absolute submission. You shall not pass. You shall not collect 200 dollars. You are finito. Kaput! Cowabunga?

Jelly & PB

2008-06-11T10:30:00.000-05:00

A quasi-refined preliminary sketch of (a) character(s) I've been working with.

Jelly is a homeless man who apparently at one time had a friend named PB who was killed in something of a "government conspiracy." PB's consciousness is now located in a cube (or an orb; I'm still debating) that is indefinitely confined to Jelly's hobo-satchel. P.B. speaks only to Jelly, and only through telepathy (directly into Jelly's mind). This leads everyone who confronts Jelly to assume that he is a crazy.

Anyway, here's a drawing (click on it for super-large version):

The Fauxmosapien Collective

2008-06-10T21:12:00.001-05:00

Welcome to The Fauxmosapien Collective...